Friday 27 March 2015

Kids? No thanks.

I am still four months short of my wedding day and people have already started speculating about how by next year I will be seen with a baby in hand. Hahaha you wish! Give me a break, humans. I have just started to freak out a lot less about the whole married life idea and here you are dropping another bomb on me! I can't even keep a fish alive for two weeks and you expect me to take care of another human soul that can't even feed itself and will poop and throw up all over! If you wish it so much, I will go ahead, have one and just donate it to you. (Dear future kids if you are reading this, I am of course kidding. You know I won't donate you. I will only sell you for a million US dollars)

Tuesday 17 March 2015

In Memory of a Friend

How would you know when you are talking to a person that it would be the last time you will ever talk to that person? Loss of a friend, whether close or casual, who is at a ripe age and full of energy, comes out of nowhere. This is just not fair.

Monday 16 March 2015

#ThankYouGovernment

Excerpt from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:
“What exactly are you so happy about?' Harry asked her.
'Oh Harry, don't you see?' Hermione breathed. 'If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!” 

This is exactly what is happening to the documentary India's Daughter. Thank you government for banning it.

Saturday 14 March 2015

A Deadly Encounter

The monster looked me in the eye and I dared not flinch. I gripped the frying pan tighter, ready to move quick if it tried to attack. But did I have enough strength to do it? Maybe running away would be the wiser option. I looked on at it, contemplating my chances. I betrayed no fear, though it was a wonder I didn't crap my pants. Suddenly it made a move. I screamed. Right then, the maid arrived with a bug repellent and killed the stupid lizard.

Saturday 7 March 2015

Dating a superhero (Flash)

So I've recently started watching The Flash series and boy, isn't he the cutest! Other than the fact that he seems to be crushing on his step-sister (just grew up together in the same house they say but all the same, Ew!), he just made it to my top favourite superheroes! Here's what I think dating Flash (or any superhero I guess) would be like. Let's just hope that he is not into speed dating and that your relationship does not get over in a flash. :)

Monday 2 March 2015

Ode to Jon Snow

Oh Jon Snow
You make my heart glow
Why did you become a crow?
That was such a blow!

Sunday 1 March 2015

Before stepping onto the other half of life

150 days from today is a big day for me. Bigger than big. Astronomical. 150 days from today is my - wait for it - wedding day! Thank you, thank you! :)

As much as I am excited about the future, here are few things I am going to miss about singledom: