Hum Do, Hamare Do

Yesterday China announced their decision to end the one child policy. Now Chinese couples are allowed to have up to two kids. Does that mean we need a bigger planet now? If only Genghis Khan had enforced this policy on himself, China may not have had a population crisis to begin with.

Kids? No thanks.

I am still four months short of my wedding day and people have already started speculating about how by next year I will be seen with a baby in hand. Hahaha you wish! Give me a break, humans. I have just started to freak out a lot less about the whole married life idea and here you are dropping another bomb on me! I can't even keep a fish alive for two weeks and you expect me to take care of another human soul that can't even feed itself and will poop and throw up all over! If you wish it so much, I will go ahead, have one and just donate it to you. (Dear future kids if you are reading this, I am of course kidding. You know I won't donate you. I will only sell you for a million US dollars)