Dating a superhero (Flash)

So I've recently started watching The Flash series and boy, isn't he the cutest! Other than the fact that he seems to be crushing on his step-sister (just grew up together in the same house they say but all the same, Ew!), he just made it to my top favourite superheroes! Here's what I think dating Flash (or any superhero I guess) would be like. Let's just hope that he is not into speed dating and that your relationship does not get over in a flash. :)


He is your life-saver:
Earthquake? Volcano eruption? Armed Robbers? Zombie apocalypse? Don't worry! Your survival is guaranteed. Your safety is his number 1 priority.

High risk of getting kidnapped:
When you are dating a superhero, you are constantly a target of evil villains. Still, you know you will be safe by the end of the day. Learning martial arts can come in handy in such situations. Exciting life, huh?

He will always be on time:
Punctuality is his thing. A lightning fast boyfriend who does not keep you waiting, now that's the dream.

He is always busy:
He routinely skips dates or leaves in the middle of them to save the world or something. You cannot be his center of attention all the time. *sigh*

You can literally say "you are my hero":
*giggles*

Cutting down travel costs:
Who needs plane tickets when you can travel on your boyfriend's back faster than a plane for free! Although make sure you keep him well fed.

Being too slow for him:
A walk around the park won't be an ideal date.

Getting stuff done:
Have lots of errands to be done in a short period of time? Flash is your man!

The pros of dating a superhero outweigh the cons any day. Who cares about the cons anyway. Unless you get killed or something.