Dating Superheroes and Supervillains

Six months back I wrote a post on what dating Flash would be like (click here to read it). Here's another post on the pros and cons of dating some other superheroes! And supervillains! Let the fantasies begin.


SUPERMAN:

Pros:

• Is that a plane? If you wan't him to be. Here's to never spending on flight fares!
• Mr Nice Guy i.e. loyal, honest etc.

Cons:

• Seemingly boring
• Poor fashion sense

Verdict:
I'd date him. He's our most beloved superhero after all.


BATMAN:

Pros:

• Incredibly rich
• Fantastic living quarters. Plus Batcave!
• Cool gadgets. Most importantly, Batmobile!
• No in-laws for you (sorry)
• Super intelligent
• Can swing from building to building. Say goodbye to high heels.

Cons:

• Dark and brooding
• Frequent night-outs 
• No superpower per se
• His annoying voice. Here, take this cough syrup.

Verdict:
Black is my colour, definitely yes.


CATWOMAN:

Pros:

• Fun!
• Knows awesome ninja moves

Cons:

• Never give away the location of your diamonds and other valuables

Verdict:
She's purrr-fect!


HULK:

Pros:

• Can help around the house with lifting heavy furniture

Cons:

• Anger issues
• Hard to find XXXXXXXL size pants
• Will probably wreck your place

Verdict:
No.


MYSTIQUE:

Pros:

• Take role-playing to a whole different level
• Knows awesome ninja moves
• Fantasised about different celebrities? Mystique can make all your dreams come true.
• Can be your proxy

Cons:

• Never flirt with anyone else. She can test you without you knowing.

Verdict:
I'd definitely date her!


STORM:

Pros:

• Can choose ideal date night weathers.
• You won't get hit by (natural) lightning
• How cool is it to say Ororo?

Cons:

• Do not anger her. Your life may hit a hurricane. Literally.

Verdict:
No. Not just for my safety, but for everyone else's living in the same territory


QUICKSILVER:

Same as Flash.


WOLVERINE:

Pros:

• Have you seen him shirtless? *drools*
• Does not age

Cons:

• His claws can be very...inconvenient.
• Do not take him unawares. Remember the time he stabbed Rogue when she woke him from a nightmare?
• Does not age. He'll look the same when you turn 90,

Verdict:
Yes but not for long (refer con no. 3)


THING:

Pros:

• Good news if you are an Onix

Cons:

• Bad news if you are not an Onix

Verdict:
Depends. Are you an Onix?


THOR:

Pros:

• This man is a god
• Highly polished manners and language, may address you as 'my lady'
• A smile that'll melt you
• Does not age

Cons:

• Does not age

Verdict:
Sorry Wolverine, I am gonna keep him forever.


JOKER:

Pros:

• Unpredictable
• Class villain (according to him)
• Not materialistic at all
• Loves grandeur
• Most iconic villain

Cons:

• Psychopath and clinically insane
• Abusive in relationships
• Obsessed with Batman
• Might try to give you a smile
• Sadistic sense of humour
• Watch out for Gaggy and Harley Quinn!

Verdict:
Run, you fool!


HARLEY QUINN:

Pros:

• Cute and funny
• Wild
• She will love you FOREVER

Cons:

• Clinically insane
• That makeup
• Probably into BDSM
• Shops a lot. Mostly creepy toys.
• She will love you FOREVER.

Verdict:
Don't. If she falls for you, there's no escape.


BEAST:

Pros:

• If you like it rough

Cons:

• If you don't like it rough

Verdict:
No. You might get accused of bestiality.

IRON MAN:

Pros:

• Billionaire
• Fantastic living quarters
• Can invent whatever you want
• Witty and sarcastic

Cons:

• Witty and sarcastic at inappropriate times
• Playboy reputation. Will flirt with others, might cheat on you.

Verdict:
Sure, just don't expect it to last.


WONDER WOMAN:

Pros:

• Skilled warrior
• Compassionate
• Feminist icon

Cons:

• Owns Lasso of Truth
• Highly competitive

Verdict:
Depends on personal preference - might be into bondage (you being the one tied up).

MAGNETO:

Pros:

• Very convenient superpower

Cons:

• Will turn on you if you are not a mutant
• Self-centered

Verdict:
Naah. You?


POISON IVY:

Pros:

• Hot!
• Loves sunny places
• Great friend

Cons:

• Eco-terrorist
• You might get subjected to truth serum
• Will pretend to love you and then give you a poisonous kiss

Verdict:
No, but would love to be a bestie.


MR FANTASTIC:

Pros:

• Can help you get stuff from that unreachable shelf
• Mr Super Smart

Cons:

• Work comes first; family and team second.

Verdict:
Sure. Do you like yoga?


AQUAMAN:

Pros:

• Can cross seven seas for you. Literally.
• Ruler of Atlantis
• Can communicate telepathically with marine life

Cons:

• Gets subjected to a lot of mockery
• Dehydration can be fatal
• Give up seafood

Verdict:
Ridicule all you want, but yes.


ROGUE:

Pros:

• Adorable
• Cool hair

Cons:

• Untouchable

Verdict:
No. I'd like to live.


So which superhero would you date?