How to make Chicken Fry

Beauty is only skin deep
(Seriously, it's undercooked) 

I have made chicken a total of 1 time which I believe is sufficient experience to write this post. Learn from me how to make THE BEST CHICKEN FRY EVER!

Oh Jon Snow

They tell me you are dead, I don't believe it though
But I read it in the books and saw it in the show
That you were stabbed by your friends-turned-foe
Tell me Jon Snow, are you no longer a living crow?

Oops I'm in Saudi

How did I end
up here?

Sabah-Al-khair everyone!

Earlier this year I left my old amazing monotonous life in India to start a new amazing monotonous life in Dammam, Saudi Arabia. So far, bomb attacks: zero. Cultural shock: moderate.

Things I Am Grateful For!

I know last time I said my next post will be in 2016. But you can't tell me how to live my life! Before this year ends I'd like to make a quick list of things I am grateful for in my life so far.

Goodbye '15

Hello my lovelies! How has your year been? As for me, just the last month I visited The Rook Islands and did a ton of crazy shit there. To name a few I'd say island hoping, paragliding, skydiving with a wingsuit, hunting tigers with a bow, killing pirates, rescued my friends, smashing slave trade and drug trade by killing the boss - all without even leaving my room! Maybe my gaming is getting just a teensy bit out of hand. Next year I'll be kicking ass in Gotham city and perhaps even be able to afford Fallout 4 (take the hint for my Christmas present already).

I can be the okayest lawyer ever!

Next time someone steals candy from your child, call me! I'll slap a million dollar suit on the mothafucka for causing emotional distress to your family and the childhood trauma your child faces because of the candy-snatching.

If your child turns out to be a candy-snatcher, I'll slap a million dollar suit on the baby for provoking and threatening your child with a mean candy. The only thing your child will be guilty of is self-defense.

Alien Invasion Survival Kit

They are coming. Maybe they already have unleashed their minions upon us. Have you noticed how suspicious crows are? Could they be spies for an alien warlord? What if mosquitoes are trying to get hold of our DNA? What if penguins are just pretending to be cute and cuddly? What if your pet is plotting to kill you?