I can be the okayest lawyer ever!

Next time someone steals candy from your child, call me! I'll slap a million dollar suit on the mothafucka for causing emotional distress to your family and the childhood trauma your child faces because of the candy-snatching.

If your child turns out to be a candy-snatcher, I'll slap a million dollar suit on the baby for provoking and threatening your child with a mean candy. The only thing your child will be guilty of is self-defense.

Alien Invasion Survival Kit

They are coming. Maybe they already have unleashed their minions upon us. Have you noticed how suspicious crows are? Could they be spies for an alien warlord? What if mosquitoes are trying to get hold of our DNA? What if penguins are just pretending to be cute and cuddly? What if your pet is plotting to kill you?

Hum Do, Hamare Do

Yesterday China announced their decision to end the one child policy. Now Chinese couples are allowed to have up to two kids. Does that mean we need a bigger planet now? If only Genghis Khan had enforced this policy on himself, China may not have had a population crisis to begin with.

Are You Dating A Superhero?

This is my last post on dating superheroes, I promise. If not, then I'll edit this sentence out because mah lyf mah rul3zzz.

Dear Basil

It seems just like yesterday that you were my pulling my ponytails in school and stopped me from doing my maths assignment. You have annoyed me a lot, Basil Mathai!

I didn't type this. My laptop did.

The human was a grumpy old lady.

She hated her life. She hated her house. She hated the weather. She hated her walking stick. In turn, they all hated her too. She has been growing grumpier by the day because she could no longer sleep well at night. She started drinking tea every night because the doctors precisely told her not to.

Dating Superheroes and Supervillains

Six months back I wrote a post on what dating Flash would be like (click here to read it). Here's another post on the pros and cons of dating some other superheroes! And supervillains! Let the fantasies begin.