Tuesday 27 September 2016

Zombies killed my family

I've waited so long to get out.  For over a year I've lived in total isolation.  I hid in one of the underground self-sufficient bunkers built for civilians to hide in until the outbreak was brought under control.

I still remember the day my life changed.

Tuesday 2 August 2016

Sweat-er Weather

Sup dudes and dudettes! How's the weather? Oh yeah? I live in a furnace, why, thank you! Take a look out of my window -

The sun shines bright and Trump-skinned orange today. Birds chirp maybe in a country far away. Grass is always greener on the other side of the globe. Clouds be so fair and happy, they never cry!

Tuesday 3 May 2016

How to make Chicken Fry

Beauty is only skin deep
(Seriously, it's undercooked) 

I have made chicken a total of 1 time which I believe is sufficient experience to write this post. Learn from me how to make THE BEST CHICKEN FRY EVER!

Sunday 24 April 2016

Oh Jon Snow

They tell me you are dead, I don't believe it though
But I read it in the books and saw it in the show
That you were stabbed by your friends-turned-foe
Tell me Jon Snow, are you no longer a living crow?

Sunday 6 March 2016

Oops I'm in Saudi

How did I end
up here?
Sabah-Al-khair everyone!

Earlier this year I left my old amazing monotonous life in India to start a new amazing monotonous life in Dammam, Saudi Arabia. So far, bomb attacks: zero. Cultural shock: moderate.