Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Zombies killed my family

I've waited so long to get out.  For over a year I've lived in total isolation.  I hid in one of the underground self-sufficient bunkers built for civilians to hide in until the outbreak was brought under control.

I still remember the day my life changed.

Tuesday, 2 August 2016

Sweat-er Weather

Sup dudes and dudettes! How's the weather? Oh yeah? I live in a furnace, why, thank you! Take a look out of my window -

The sun shines bright and Trump-skinned orange today. Birds chirp maybe in a country far away. Grass is always greener on the other side of the globe. Clouds be so fair and happy, they never cry!

Tuesday, 3 May 2016

How to make Chicken Fry

Beauty is only skin deep
(Seriously, it's undercooked) 

I have made chicken a total of 1 time which I believe is sufficient experience to write this post. Learn from me how to make THE BEST CHICKEN FRY EVER!

Sunday, 24 April 2016

Oh Jon Snow

They tell me you are dead, I don't believe it though
But I read it in the books and saw it in the show
That you were stabbed by your friends-turned-foe
Tell me Jon Snow, are you no longer a living crow?

Sunday, 6 March 2016

Oops I'm in Saudi

How did I end
up here?
Sabah-Al-khair everyone!

Earlier this year I left my old amazing monotonous life in India to start a new amazing monotonous life in Dammam, Saudi Arabia. So far, bomb attacks: zero. Cultural shock: moderate.

Tuesday, 22 December 2015

Things I Am Grateful For!

I know last time I said my next post will be in 2016. But you can't tell me how to live my life! Before this year ends I'd like to make a quick list of things I am grateful for in my life so far.

Saturday, 19 December 2015

Goodbye '15

Hello my lovelies! How has your year been? As for me, just the last month I visited The Rook Islands and did a ton of crazy shit there. To name a few I'd say island hoping, paragliding, skydiving with a wingsuit, hunting tigers with a bow, killing pirates, rescued my friends, smashing slave trade and drug trade by killing the boss - all without even leaving my room! Maybe my gaming is getting just a teensy bit out of hand. Next year I'll be kicking ass in Gotham city and perhaps even be able to afford Fallout 4 (take the hint for my Christmas present already).