Things I Am Grateful For!

I know last time I said my next post will be in 2016. But you can't tell me how to live my life! Before this year ends I'd like to make a quick list of things I am grateful for in my life so far.

Goodbye '15

Hello my lovelies! How has your year been? As for me, just the last month I visited The Rook Islands and did a ton of crazy shit there. To name a few I'd say island hoping, paragliding, skydiving with a wingsuit, hunting tigers with a bow, killing pirates, rescued my friends, smashing slave trade and drug trade by killing the boss - all without even leaving my room! Maybe my gaming is getting just a teensy bit out of hand. Next year I'll be kicking ass in Gotham city and perhaps even be able to afford Fallout 4 (take the hint for my Christmas present already).

I can be the okayest lawyer ever!

Next time someone steals candy from your child, call me! I'll slap a million dollar suit on the mothafucka for causing emotional distress to your family and the childhood trauma your child faces because of the candy-snatching.

If your child turns out to be a candy-snatcher, I'll slap a million dollar suit on the baby for provoking and threatening your child with a mean candy. The only thing your child will be guilty of is self-defense.

Alien Invasion Survival Kit

They are coming. Maybe they already have unleashed their minions upon us. Have you noticed how suspicious crows are? Could they be spies for an alien warlord? What if mosquitoes are trying to get hold of our DNA? What if penguins are just pretending to be cute and cuddly? What if your pet is plotting to kill you?

Hum Do, Hamare Do

Yesterday China announced their decision to end the one child policy. Now Chinese couples are allowed to have up to two kids. Does that mean we need a bigger planet now? If only Genghis Khan had enforced this policy on himself, China may not have had a population crisis to begin with.

Are You Dating A Superhero?

This is my last post on dating superheroes, I promise. If not, then I'll edit this sentence out because mah lyf mah rul3zzz.

Dear Basil

It seems just like yesterday that you were my pulling my ponytails in school and stopped me from doing my maths assignment. You have annoyed me a lot, Basil Mathai!

I didn't type this. My laptop did.

The human was a grumpy old lady.

She hated her life. She hated her house. She hated the weather. She hated her walking stick. In turn, they all hated her too. She has been growing grumpier by the day because she could no longer sleep well at night. She started drinking tea every night because the doctors precisely told her not to.

Dating Superheroes and Supervillains

Six months back I wrote a post on what dating Flash would be like (click here to read it). Here's another post on the pros and cons of dating some other superheroes! And supervillains! Let the fantasies begin.

Random Stuff I Hate

13 published posts and my imagination pool is already drying up! Here are some random stuff I hate -

Kancho

After my last blog post, my friend, Kancho, demanded one about herself. So this is my license to bitch about her on a public platform. I do bitch about her regularly but unlike on Facebook, Whatsapp or the real world, she can't hit me back here. Let's hope she doesn't start a blog too.

Wedding Bells

Okay so here it goes. My wedding blog finally. To be honest I have no idea what to write because I was not exactly keen for my wedding day. I was excited for the life after maybe, and definitely for the trip planned but not the wedding day itself. If anything I just wanted to get over with it quickly. So don’t expect this blog to be all colourful or filmy or whatever.

Damn you, ovaries.

So there is this bitch in my life who visits me every month for a week, occasionally without warning and at totally inappropriate times. She is a LOT to put up with. Stupid bitch. You get me, right?

Me and Cat

Sometimes I wish I had a cat. But I know I never will because I cannot be trusted enough to take good care of it. Probably the cat would have to take care of me. Anyway if I had a cat, I would name it Cat. Because...eff you, that's why. Anyway, the following piece of crap is completely fictitious, so please don't sue me for animal cruelty or whatever.

Happy Game of Thrones to me!

Do you see the Targaryen pendant?

Today, 12th April 2015, is my 22nd birthday. I thought it would be just another ordinary day because I am in a different state from all my friends. Boy, did I get a few pleasant surprises! ^_^

Kids? No thanks.

I am still four months short of my wedding day and people have already started speculating about how by next year I will be seen with a baby in hand. Hahaha you wish! Give me a break, humans. I have just started to freak out a lot less about the whole married life idea and here you are dropping another bomb on me! I can't even keep a fish alive for two weeks and you expect me to take care of another human soul that can't even feed itself and will poop and throw up all over! If you wish it so much, I will go ahead, have one and just donate it to you. (Dear future kids if you are reading this, I am of course kidding. You know I won't donate you. I will only sell you for a million US dollars)

In Memory of a Friend

How would you know when you are talking to a person that it would be the last time you will ever talk to that person? Loss of a friend, whether close or casual, who is at a ripe age and full of energy, comes out of nowhere. This is just not fair.

#ThankYouGovernment

Excerpt from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:
“What exactly are you so happy about?' Harry asked her.
'Oh Harry, don't you see?' Hermione breathed. 'If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!” 

This is exactly what is happening to the documentary India's Daughter. Thank you government for banning it.

A Deadly Encounter

The monster looked me in the eye and I dared not flinch. I gripped the frying pan tighter, ready to move quick if it tried to attack. But did I have enough strength to do it? Maybe running away would be the wiser option. I looked on at it, contemplating my chances. I betrayed no fear, though it was a wonder I didn't crap my pants. Suddenly it made a move. I screamed. Right then, the maid arrived with a bug repellent and killed the stupid lizard.

Dating a superhero (Flash)

So I've recently started watching The Flash series and boy, isn't he the cutest! Other than the fact that he seems to be crushing on his step-sister (just grew up together in the same house they say but all the same, Ew!), he just made it to my top favourite superheroes! Here's what I think dating Flash (or any superhero I guess) would be like. Let's just hope that he is not into speed dating and that your relationship does not get over in a flash. :)

Ode to Jon Snow

Oh Jon Snow
You make my heart glow
Why did you become a crow?
That was such a blow!

Before stepping onto the other half of life

150 days from today is a big day for me. Bigger than big. Astronomical. 150 days from today is my - wait for it - wedding day! Thank you, thank you! :)

As much as I am excited about the future, here are few things I am going to miss about singledom: