Sweat-er Weather

Sup dudes and dudettes! How's the weather? Oh yeah? I live in a furnace, why, thank you! Take a look out of my window -

The sun shines bright and Trump-skinned orange today. Birds chirp maybe in a country far away. Grass is always greener on the other side of the globe. Clouds be so fair and happy, they never cry!

There are some perks of living in a desert. Like how every shower is a steam bath. No crowded outdoor coffee shops, not even waiters or cashiers to bother you! See that sole Pokemon gym 2 km away? It's been mine for days.

I, for one, love summer. Look at these two gorgeous black abayas! They are from my summer wardrobe. By the end of summer, they undergo their biyearly wash and magically transform into my winter collection! Though sometimes I wish I could slip into something more comfortable - a coma for example.

You think I'm exaggerating, don't you? Aww you know me so well! But seriously, even my keyboard has started melting. I don't even know if I'm wet from the shower I just took or if I'm already sweaty. Maybe I should take another one before the bathroom melts away...

Holy shit ohmygawd help my kybrd rly is meltiii